5/25/09

The Ultimate Ball Stretch

I still cannot get the camera in the best position. Here's my latest attempt:-


Fantasizing

My fantasy would be for a gang of nymphomaniac young females to seduce me from a beach, into the woods, and hang me by the balls.

They'd take it in turns to suck my genitals until orgasm.

5/24/09

Al Fresco

I'm going to take my tackle - rope and baize - out into the country this summer (if we get a summer in Northern Ireland!) and into the middle of some forest or woods. I'll attach the rope to a sturdy branch, position the tripod and camera, and perform.

For my diminutive, pint-size physique, could I have the lowest hanging balls in Northern Ireland? Who knows...

The last time I was in Amsterdam, at the Showboat, a lady grabbed my balls and tried to put them in her mouth (which she couldn't manage). She had to suck one at a time.

Lowest hanging balls. They cannot believe it. I'm too coy to boast openly about it. The Ultimate Stretch.

5/23/09

First Video

It's a start. I'm no Chubby Broccoli. This is the 30 secs from my camera. I'll try to do the preliminaries first, the next time!


5/22/09

80 Seconds

I was going to give it a rest today - or my balls at least - however, the obsession got the better of me. I brought my camera and used the wristband to hold it.

When I began to take the strain, leaning backwards, the camera slid off and hit the ground causing a bit of plastic to come unstuck. It's practically impossible to take photographs when you're concentrating on the Stretch. I need someone to take the photos.

I did 80 seconds today. My balls, when loose, are hanging below my cock now. I must take a snap of that some time.

5/20/09

Photo Impossible

I tried taking a photo again today, by setting up the tripod and aiming it at a mirror. It's practically impossible to do, whilst positioning myself to swing.

I really do require a photographer, amateur or otherwise, who shan't be offended by a man hanging by his balls!

Still, I did another minute or so today. I've noticed them getting more leathery in places, just as Habakuk said.

5/19/09

Getting Easier

I'm swinging freely by my balls daily now, for a whole minute. It's getting less hard; still intense, mind you.

I tried taking a photo today, but it's hit and miss trying to do it myself.

I'm going to try using the tripod again tomorrow, pointing at the mirror.

5/17/09

Steady Progress

I've been hanging by my balls, literally, for about 30 seconds a day since Wednesday. I can hang with one hand on my balls and the rope above for about a minute; or with my legs pushing against the wall.

The stretching is hard on my ball sac; it sometimes causes the skin to become chafed by the friction of the rope, so it roughens a bit. However, you must persevere and it gradually becomes tougher and can take 9 stone!

By the way, my balls still contract and shrivel when they are cold. It is only when they are warm and loose that they hang really low.

Just being honest...

5/13/09

Bigger Pants

One thing I've had to do, since my balls have become longer, has been to wear longer boxer pants. My cock and balls just hang below the other pants, which defeats the whole purpose of wearing underwear!

I did a stretch today for about a minute, 30 secs without any hands at all.

5/12/09

Almost Castrated!

I was at my ball-stretching session today for about a minute when disaster occurred: the rope slipped and one ball came out of the rope. Fortunately the other ball slipped through and I got away with it landing unceremoniously on the ground. There was a slight ache, as if I'd been kicked in the balls. Tolerable.

I've been doing it for a year now ans this has never happened; I was trying to take a photo and my balls were a bit taut when I attached the rope - not loose. I blame that, and the baize wasn't tight enough too.

Hopefully it'll be business as usual tomorrow.

5/10/09

Success!

I've finally managed it. It isn't easy when you only have a crude rope and plenty of baize. The weight is unevenly distributed.

I have finally devised a way of doing it, though: I hold my scrotum, or the stretched skin below it, with both hands and this seems to take the strain better. I do not hold or touch the rope; in other words, my balls are taking all my body weight.

This is the second time I've done it this way. I can hang by my balls, literally, like this for over a minute.

I'll try and take a photo with flash and using a mirror; I'd really need a professional shoot, though. If V is sober, I'll try her again.

It's a great feeling, the intensity of it and knowing that a man's balls cannot be stretched any further - it's the ultimate.

5/9/09

For The Ladies

I'll tell you one thing about very low hangers: it brings a smile to the ladies' faces on the beach!

When I holidayed at Jandia, Fuerteventura, recently I was on a naturist beach standing at the sea and two girls passed me, both wearing sunglasses. One of them was looking in my direction with a big grin.

Many females just can't take their eyes off big male genitals.

I love it.

Habakuk

You never know who is genuine on the webosphere and who isn't!

I'd like to get in touch with the genuine, South African Habakuk, ball-stretcher extraordinaire.

Back Again

Truly sorry. I suppose you thought I'd hanged myself!

I'm still at it; it's just that I can't take photos, easily. I brought V over a few months ago and that was a massive mistake, because she was sozzled. She even dropped my camera. I'll try her again soon.

If anyone else in Belfast could do it, or would pay my fare to go to a studio in London, I'd consider that.

I've been doing scrotal suspension daily now for about a year, except when I'm away from home. I usually do it with a rope suspended from the attic ladder. I can hold my balls with two hands whilst suspended from the rope; that works OK.

I'd still prefer something like the mechanism Habakuk uses, but I'm no plumber or engineer!